Y'all I am so upset. I got married, had a baby, decorated a house, went clothes shopping, shoe shopping and I have cooked for years without looking at Pinterest.com and now I know what a failure I am. I want to do it all over again. My wedding could have had those crystal thingys hanging from trees!! My poor son had to sleep in a dumb ole Peter Rabbit nursery. I hate all of my clothes! I hate all of my shoes...well, not all of them but I really do need those new Christian Louboutin shoes. They are only $995. I think all women should have the money to have a pair of those shoes!! (Including me!!) My dinner last night sucked!! I mean my pasta salad was not at all fabulous!!
Here is my problem: I could look at Pinterest all day long and get ideas. I need to actually stop "pinning" these ideas and start doing some of them. My closet looks like I let a crazy person try on clothes and shoes. I need to organize my closet like they have them organized on Pinterest. I need to hang my boots on those boot hangers and make hangers for my flip flops and sandals. I need to organize my cabinets and put lighting in them. I need to clean my grout with that super duper mixture that promises to get it white again. I need to clean that stain in the den carpet with that mixture that is supposed to remove any stain from any carpet. I need to wipe my baseboards with dryer sheets so they are dust free and will stay that way. I need to prune my bushes the proper way. I need to repaint furniture and make it look fabulous. (Did y'all know that there is a spray paint that is so super-metallic that it looks like chrome!!) I need to shine my hardwood floors, clean my tarnished silver, clean my ceramic cooktop, clean my jewelry, monogram everything and do those exercises that promise to give me a flat belly in 10 days! I need to do it all today!!!!!! Oh, who am I kidding. I'm gonna take a nap.
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